Saturday, December 6, 2008

You know you're Brazilian when...

Just for fun....

You think American bathing suits are soooo big.
You like Guarana better than Coke
You have a meeting at 1:00pm,but you don't show up until 2:30pm.
You know who Xuxa and Pele are.
Your entire family goes to Grandma's house on Sunday's for a big family get together.
You would rather die than see Argentina beat Brazil in soccer.
BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa and beer.
You are the loudest person in the room.
You have a brazilian flag hanging from your car's rearview mirror.
You are so proud that you are brazilian you tell everyone.
You leave your home spotless when you have people coming over.
You understand & speaks Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you.
Your jokes are always about Portuguese people.
You take soccer too seriously.
You cried when Brazil lost the world cup.
You got a birthday party, and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home.
You know what Capoeira is.
You know a lot about Samba, Pagode e Axe.
You can eat rice and beans 7 days a week.
Your breakfast consist of milk and coffe and bread with butter.
You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, amd Carmem Miranda are.
You go to a bar and ask for coxinha with guarana.
You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore.
You have a sense of fashion.
You wear slippers..a lot!
You know how to play volleyball, soccer and handball.
You take pictures everywhere you go.
You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID.
You know how to party, and if the party isnt over after 5am...its not a party!
Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation.
You know what feijoada and pave are.
Your favorite drink is Caipirinha.
You dress up to go to the supermarket.
You spend an entire day at the beach.
You are too friendly.
You make friends everywhere you go.
You are a very warm person.
Cachaca rocks your pants off.
You grew up dancing/singing to Xuxa.
Easter is incomplete without bacalhau.
You own havainas in every color imaginable.
You like mayonnaise on your hot dogs and Americans think you're crazy for it.
You love coracao de frango (chicken's heart).
You know what Carnaval means.

Eh da para conhecer um brasileiro de longeeeee......rsrsrs...

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